Like, I have absolutely no loyalty toward the human race. When the aliens come, they’re gonna be like “Take me to your leader.” And I’m gonna be like, “You are my leader now.”
April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine
A step by step guide on how to brew your own gourmet coffee.
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
this why they killed him
JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.
What the actual fuck
Is this an infomercial
Drake and Josh is Nickelodeon. Psh.
this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for
Ernest Hemingway (via nyxtheempress)
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit