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dion-thesocialist:

Like, I have absolutely no loyalty toward the human race. When the aliens come, they’re gonna be like “Take me to your leader.” And I’m gonna be like, “You are my leader now.”






pleatedjeans:

via


gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine






savodraws:

A step by step guide on how to brew your own gourmet coffee.





drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT









high-megan:

redefinedrose:

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.



What the actual fuck








feministxprincess:

Is this an infomercial



Drake and Josh is Nickelodeon. Psh.




lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for





"Write drunk, edit sober."

Ernest Hemingway  (via nyxtheempress)


reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit